Christians Do Not Want Your Kids Listening To Music Anymore
According to this crazy Christian propaganda site, most popular musicians nowadays are gay.
"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."
- The Spores
- Scissor Sisters
- Rufus Wainwright
- Merzbau
- Ravi Shankar
- Wilco
- Bjork
- Tech N9ne
- Ghostface Killah
- Bobby Conn
- Morton Subotnik
- Cole Porter
- The String Cheese Incident
- Eagles of Death Metal
- Polyphonic Spree
- The Faint
- Interpol
- Tegan and Sara
- Erasure
- Le Tigre
- The Gossip
- The Doors
- Phish
- Queen
- The Strokes
- Sufjan Stevens
- Morrissey(?questionable?)
- The Pet Shop Boys
- Metallica
- Judas Priest
- The Village People
- The Secret Handshake
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Frankie Goes to Hollywood
- Man or Astroman
- Richard Cheese
- Jay-Z
- Depeche Mode
- Kansas
- Ani DiFranco
- Fischerspooner
- John Mayer
- The Indigo Girls
- Velvet Underground
- Madonna
- Elton John
- Barry Manilow
- Indigo Girls
- Melissa Etheridge
- Eminmen
- Nirvana
- Boy George*
- The Killers
- Lou Reed
- Lil' Wayne
- Motorhead
- Jill Sobule
- Wilson Phillips
- DMX
- Lisa Loeb
- Dogstar
- Thirty Seconds to Mars
- Lil' Kim
- kd lang
- Frank Sinatra
- Hinder
- Nickleback
- Justus Kohncke
- Bob Mould
- Clay Aiken
- Arcade Fire
- Bright Eyes
- Corinne Bailey Rae
- Audioslave
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Panic at the Disco
- Elton John(really gay)
By the way, you guys didn't spell "Eminmen" right.
2 comments:
I don't know if this is serious. Very dubious.
Justus Köhncke is a little too off the beaten path for them to consider that in their list of faggotries.
Also, Morton Subotnick made music in the Musique Concrete genre many decades ago. This music is far too obscure and indulgent to be considered gay in any way.
Either way though, it is funny.
funny lot us Christians we are.
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