Van Halen Have Bills To Pay

Spotted on Stereogum:

It has been reported that David Lee Roth is most likely going to join his former band, Van Halen, for a 40-date amphithetre tour. This would be the first time in over 20 years Lee Roth joins his old family.

In honor of the flamboyant frontman, we will list our favorite quotes to come out of his mouth.

"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."

"Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices
other people make."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up
right alongside it."

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."